HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
my ascent into adulthood
Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way
Um, I believe I’m one of those teachers…